There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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