Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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