just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so let's talk penis.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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