I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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