It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
