Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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