matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
There was a lot of him and a little penis
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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