On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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