I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
