We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
