ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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