Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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