i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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