True but thats because hes a fetus.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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