I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
ok first of all what the fuck
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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