i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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