Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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