Christians are straight up FREAKS
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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