CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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