I cannot find my penis.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize