Nicole vs. Life
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Semen is not good for contacts.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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