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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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