I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
