Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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