If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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