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If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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