Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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