I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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