Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
