You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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