Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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