I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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