was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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