Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
