Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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