I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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