He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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