He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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