Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Randomize
