i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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