I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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