Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My legs feel like baby dolphins
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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