Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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