Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
