Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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