do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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