If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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