No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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