I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize