In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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