Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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