escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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