wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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