so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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