i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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