I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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